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Hello, this is Siwri88, better known to some as Simon. Currently work as a picture researcher and product editor with a leading publishing company that works with trading cards and sticker albums on a variety of licenses in sport and entertainment. Freelance Journalist and writing a book in my spare time. Achieved a 2:1 studying BA Hons Journalism at the University of Northampton (2009-2012). Enjoy reading!
Showing posts with label Germany. Show all posts
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Thursday, 29 September 2011

HappyDude's Inspirational People - Alex Zanardi

By Simon Wright - Human Interest Piece

FOR many, they will have never heard of the name Alex Zanardi.  However, he is one of the most inspirational people I know and is a perfect example of battling back from shocking luck and still being determined to succeed at the top level.  Zanardi, 44, switched sports last summer from motorsport to hand biking, which is a form of Paralympics cycling.  He aims to win gold for Italy at next summer’s Paralympics in London.  If he does achieve this incredible feat, it will complete a remarkable and brilliant story.
     It was ten years ago this month that Zanardi suffered his shocking moment of grave misfortune.  Four days after the terrorist attacks in the United States, Zanardi was competing for Mo Nunn Racing in the ‘American Memorial’ event on the Lausitzring circuit in Germany; CART’s first European event for years.  In 2001, he had struggled for consistent form, but came through from 21st on the grid to lead the race, setting fastest lap in the process.  After a late fuel stop, the former double CART champion spun on the pitlane exit and back onto the racetrack.  He was narrowly avoided by Patrick Carpentier, but Alex Tagliani wasn’t so lucky.  The impact was absolutely horrific, with Zanardi’s car ripped apart.  In the incident, he tragically lost both his legs; one above and one below his knees.  Tagliani luckily only suffered back pain in the crash.  For a while, it looked like Alex had lost his life, but rapid medical intervention from the Champ Car doctors and Zanardi’s ability to fight on saw him survive one of the worst crashes ever in the history of open-wheel racing.
UNSUCCESSFUL: Zanardi's 1999 season with Williams was a disaster
    Before Lausitzring 2001, Zanardi had achieved immense success in the US Champ Car series.  He raced for Chip Ganassi between 1996-1998, winning the ‘rookie of the year’ award in 1996 and two titles in 1997 and 1998.  His Formula One career was sadly less successful.  He raced for Jordan, Minardi, Lotus and Williams over two different stints, but only ever scored one championship point for sixth place in the 1993 Brazilian Grand Prix.  After his first stint in CART, Zanardi went back to F1 with a high reputation, but he had a nightmare 1999 season with Williams.  Seventh place at Monza was his best finish, with 11 retirements from 16 events.  No points against Ralf Schumacher’s 35 saw Sir Frank Williams terminate Zanardi’s contract in preference to 20-year old British sensation Jenson Button.
    Following a determined rehabilitation programme, Zanardi felt he wasn’t finished with racing after the accident and had unfinished business to conquer.  Two years after his crash, he returned to Germany to compete the final 13 laps he was unable to do in 2001.  Had he raced in the 03 event, he would have qualified a staggering fifth on the grid!  A year later, Alex returned to motorsport full-time, by competing in a hand-controlled BMW touring car in the European Touring Car championship.  In 2005, he won a reverse grid event in France in a series that had now been renamed as the World Touring Car championship.  Always a popular figure in any motorsport paddock, he went onto win events in Istanbul in 2006 and back-to-back triumphs in Brno, Czech Republic in 2008 and 2009.  At the end of the 2009 season, having proved his point and showed triumph over adversity, Zanardi decided to retire from all forms of motorsport.
CHALLENGE: Zanardi is one of those people who loves a challenge
    In between his racing, Zanardi did compete in the handcycle division at the New York marathon in 2007, finishing a stunning fourth, having only trained briefly for the event.  He has since turned this into a new sport, rather than an excessive hobby.  In the last two years, Zanardi has won the Venice and Rome City marathons in the wheelchair category and is now aiming high at competing for Italy at next summer’s Paralympics in London.
     Alex Zanardi is one of the most inspirational people I have ever heard of.  His desire and willingness to not let a crushing incident like he suffered on that overcast, German afternoon in September 2001 deserves full recognition.  I am inspired by his story, and I really hope he gets to achieve his new goal of competing at the Paralympics next summer.  This is the ultimate story of bravery and courage against total adversity.  

Thursday, 7 July 2011

F1 classic races - Germany


THIS BLOG HAS BEEN DONE EARLIER THAN THE SCHEDULED DATE OF THE GERMAN GRAND PRIX, DUE TO MY IMPENDING WORK PLACEMENT IN LONDON NEXT WEEK!

IN A new series, I will be looking back at six classic races every weekend from the country about to stage an event in the 2011 FIA Formula One World Championship.  This is my selection, of races staged under the German Grand Prix between 1991 and 2010.  Enjoy the archive!

1994
WINNER: Gerhard Berger (Ferrari), 2nd: Olivier Panis (Ligier Renault), 3rd: Eric Bernard (Ligier Renault)
FERRARI’s victory drought of nearly four years came to an end in the 1994 German Grand Prix, but it won’t be remembered for Gerhard Berger’s dominant victory from pole position.  Instead, it will be remembered for the frightening refuelling fire involving Benetton’s youngster Jos Verstappen.  Verstappen was in fifth place when he came in for a scheduled pitstop.  A fuel filter had been removed and petrol escaped from the refuelling rig, before the Benetton went up in flames.  Amazingly, Verstappen escaped with only minor burns, as did several of his team’s mechanics.  This race would also be remembered for a massive pile-up at the start of the race.  Ten cars were wiped out including Johnny Herbert, Mika Hakkinen, Mark Blundell, Michele Alboreto and Eddie Irvine.  Hakkinen was blamed and earnt a one-race ban for his troubles.  Damon Hill failed to capitalise on a rare engine failure for Michael Schumacher by clouting Ukyo Katayama at the third chicane on the first lap and winding up out of the points.  The high attrition rate allowed the uncompetitive Ligier Renaults of Olivier Panis and Eric Bernard to finish on the podium.  Oh and did I ever forget to mention that Gerhard Berger won this race for Ferrari!

1997
WINNER: Gerhard Berger (Benetton Renault), 2nd: Michael Schumacher (Ferrari), 3rd: Mika Hakkinen (McLaren Mercedes)
IT WAS one of the greatest comebacks in sport.  Gerhard Berger came back from a sinus infection and the tragic death of his father in an aeroplane crash to record his final victory in F1 for Benetton.  He began in pole position and made an unfancied two-stop strategy work.  However, he did earn some fortune, as Giancarlo Fisichella’s Jordan suffered a puncture whilst leading.  Fisichella retired cruelly with suspension damage which allowed the home favourite Michael Schumacher to finish second.  Neither Williams finished; Heinz-Harald Frentzen after a first lap collision with Eddie Irvine and Jacques Villeneuve spun off whilst trying to pass Jarno Trulli’s Prost.

1999
WINNER: Eddie Irvine (Ferrari), 2nd: Mika Salo (Ferrari), 3rd: Heinz-Harald Frentzen (Jordan Mugen Honda
MCLAREN should have secured a 1-2 at the home of Mercedes-Benz, but they blew it, as they did traditionally in 1999 and Ferrari took the maximum points instead.  David Coulthard touched Mika Salo’s Ferrari early on and damaged his front wing.  Later, a stop-go penalty for cutting the chicane whilst passing Olivier Panis compromised DC further and he finished a distant fifth.  World champion Mika Hakkinen was cruising to another victory when a refuelling rig problem at his sole pitstop dropped him to fourth.  A lap later, he passed Heinz-Harald Frentzen, but suffered a 200mph tyre blow-out entering the stadium.  He careered headfirst into the tyres, but escaped unharmed.  Salo drove brilliantly all weekend, but handed certain victory over to team-mate and championship contender Eddie Irvine.  Frentzen completed the podium procedure and there was another notable drive from Ralf Schumacher, coming through from 11th on the grid to a fourth place finish.

2000
WINNER: Rubens Barrichello (Ferrari), 2nd: Mika Hakkinen (McLaren Mercedes), 3rd: David Coulthard (McLaren Mercedes)
RUBENS Barrichello charged through from 18th on the grid to win his maiden Grand Prix in an event full of crashes, overtaking and even a lunatic running across the track during the race.  The 2000 race started spectacularly when home favourite Michael Schumacher tangled with Giancarlo Fisichella, sending both into the barriers at the first corner.  Like in 1999, the McLaren’s of Mika Hakkinen and David Coulthard dominated the early stages before the disgruntled Mercedes employee walked across the road just after half-distance.  The Safety Car came out and Hakkinen was preferred over Coulthard by McLaren, leaving DC stranded back in sixth.  Another Safety Car was deployed after Jean Alesi and Pedro Diniz collided and this was followed by the rain.  Hakkinen and Jarno Trulli elected to pit for wet tyres, but Barrichello stayed out on dry weather tyres and as only the stadium section was damp, it turned out to be an inspired gamble.  The emotion on the Brazilian’s face as he broke down on the podium with his national flag showed how much it meant to him.  The two McLaren’s survived to finish second and third and Jenson Button starred in the Williams.  Having been forced to start at the back of the grid, Button finished an inspired fourth, his best result of a sensational rookie season.

2003
WRECK: Raikkonen's car in tatters, seconds into the 2003 race
WINNER: Juan Pablo Montoya (Williams BMW), 2nd: David Coulthard (McLaren Mercedes), 3rd: Jarno Trulli (Renault)
THE weekend was dominated by BMW Williams at ‘Hotenheim!’  Their drivers, Juan Pablo Montoya and Ralf Schumacher were quickest in every single session, but Ralf was out seconds into the start of the race.  He wandered across the circuit on the rundown to turn one and squeezed Rubens Barrichello between him and Kimi Raikkonen.  The result was the three cars made contact, with Raikkonen’s McLaren connecting hard with the tyre barriers.  All three drivers; championship contenders were eliminated on the spot.  With Ralf out of the way, Montoya was left to win as he pleased, by over a minute.  There was a battle royal for second spot between Jarno Trulli, Michael Schumacher, Fernando Alonso and David Coulthard throughout the race.  Schumacher and Coulthard both passed Trulli, but fate dealt Michael a rare blow, as he picked up a puncture with just three laps to go.  He limped back to the pits and salvaged seventh place.  Coulthard finished second; his first podium since Australia and Trulli, despite being laid by a flu bug all weekend, came third for his first rostrum since Nurburgring 1999.  The result moved Williams to the top of the constructor’s championship and Montoya to within six points of Schumacher.

2009 – Held at the Nurburgring
WINNER: Mark Webber (Red Bull Racing Renault), 2nd: Sebastian Vettel (Red Bull Racing Renault), 3rd: Felipe Massa (Ferrari)
HAVING fought back from a leg breaking shunt in pre-season, Mark Webber finally ended years of bad luck and misfortune to win his first Formula One Grand Prix.  Webber started on pole position, but his aggressive defence on Rubens Barrichello in the rundown to turn one earnt Webber a drive-through penalty.  Despite this, he put in the drive of his life; at times lapping over one second quicker than his nearest challengers.  The cooler track temperatures, coupled with a three-stop strategy and a faulty fuel rig turned a possible podium for Barrichello into a very frustrated sixth place result.  Afterwards, he launched an extraordinary attack on his team for making him ‘lose the race.’  Sebastian Vettel was outshone by Webber on his home ground all weekend, but completed a Red Bull 1-2, whilst Felipe Massa made a welcome return to the podium for Ferrari.  Force India lost the possibility of their first points in the sport, when contact with Kimi Raikkonen left Adrian Sutil without a front wing.  Sutil was left back in 16th at the end, when fifth place was possible at the finish.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Eurovision Song Contest 2011 - Azerbaijan pulls off a surprise triumph


By Jason Wright (Entertainment Expert)

THE most competitive and campest night of the year always delivers a talking point or two each time.  The 57th staging of the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night promised to be a spectacular occasion and it didn’t disappoint.
     For the first time since 1998, the contest did not take place in the capital city of the host nation.  Germany opted for the Esprit Arena in Dusseldorf over their capital Berlin.  In its day job, it’s a second division football stadium, but the tenants happily vacated their home for a few weeks to allow Europe’s greatest music competition to take centre stage.  43 countries, equalling the record, participated and the previous week’s semi-final heats whittled the field down to 25 countries in line for the showpiece prize.
IMPROVEMENT: However, Blue couldn't crack the top ten
     In recent years, the United Kingdom has plummeted from Eurovision contenders to no-hopers.  The BBC has had enough with the viewing public’s pathetic decisions of recent Eurovision performers, so decided that the only way it could win Eurovision again was to make the decision on the country’s act.  Step forward former boyband pin-ups Blue with the song ‘I Can.’ Confidence was high and the boys delivered a great performance.  However, it wasn’t their night and they finished a disappointing 11th, though it has been suggested that a sound fault in their dress rehearsal, which was marked by the juries, going towards 50 per cent of the final result was their downfall. Nevertheless, the UK will take this result as a step in the right direction.
     Like the UK, Ireland has also been in the doldrums in recent times.  It stepped up the game this year by sending in X-Factor rejects Jedward.  The quiff-haired twins were surprisingly so liked, a win looked to be on the cards.  Fortunately for those who despise them, that didn’t materialise but they still came ahead of Blue in 8th place.  Jedward got 12 points from the UK and even more shocking still, 12 from the majority of the Scandinavian countries.  Everyone now knows Jedward and so could this be the start of world domination?
GLORY: Azerbaijan celebrate a shock Eurovision success
     Ultimately, the night belonged to Azerbaijan with their powerful pop ballad ‘Running Scared,’ performed by duo Ell and Nikki, one half originating from London no less.  Tipped as a possible contender, not even bookies suggested it could win but they nailed the performance on the night and so deserved the plaudits.  The leaderboard and competition itself showed that at long last, Eurovision is finally returning to its glory days of the nineties when the competition was always close.  Azerbaijan might have runaway with the victory but behind them, margins with separated by just inches of points.  This has certainly been made possible by the EBU’s decision to bring back jury voting in 2009 to curb the political voting of the Noughties.  Yes, some of it is still evident, like high point exchanges between Scandinavians, near guarantee of maximum points for Eastern and Balkan countries and of course, the at least one exchange of 12 points between Greece and Cyprus.  Everyone agrees though, these powers have become less common in the result now.
     This was a night that many favoured failed to step up to the challenge.  France, the bookies favourite finished 15th whilst heavily backed entries from Hungary and Estonia ended up in the bottom four.  The only main liked contender, Sweden, looked at one stage to be winning but fell back the run-in to wind up third.  Host nation Germany, once again represented by last year’s winning act Lena, also had a disappointing night, ending in tenth.
     Meanwhile, the shock of the night came from Italy.  In their first contest since 1997, ironically the last time the UK won the damn thing, the Italians finished runner-up after polling as a rank outsider.  Eurovision of course wouldn’t be Eurovision without a selection of manic acts although only one made the final cut this time.  Moldova brought out six people who should belong in a mental institution rather than on a music stage, ridiculously finishing 12th!
     In overall, it was night full of excitement and suspense.  Congratulations to Azerbaijan on a brilliant success and for only the second time in Eurovision history, next year’s contest, to be held in the Azerbaijan capital of Baku as many expect, will be outside of Europe, as Azerbaijan is technically within the Asian border.  Hail Azerbaijan!  

Friday, 29 October 2010

Paul The 'Fautless' Octopus Dies


PAUL the Octopus – the unlikely hero of the 2010 World Cup has died.  He passed away peacefully in his sleep on Monday night in his aquarium at his base in Oberhausen, Germany.  Paul put football pundits around the world to shame by correctly predicting a string of key football results at the finals, which turned him into an overnight sensation.  His death won’t come as a great surprise to some, as he was two and a half years old, which is the traditional expectancy for an octopus.  Staff at the Sea Life centre in Oberhausen are said to be “devastated” at his tragic passing away.

In the summer, Paul made his name by successfully choosing a mussel from one of two boxes that were bearing the flag colours of the competing nations in the latter stages of the tournament in South Africa.  In total, he correctly predicted seven games correctly, including Germany’s semi-final defeat to Spain and the Spanish victory over Holland in the final.  Although passionate German football fans called for him to be grossly killed, he was loved across the rest of the world.  In fact, he was so popular in Madrid after the Spanish success; there had been a request for him to end up in a Spanish museum.  Amid all the excitement, Paul replaced the disgraced ex-ITV pundit Robbie Earle as an ambassador for the England 2018 World Cup bid.

After the finals, he was retired from football punditry, quashing the rumours and hope that he might make a shock guest appearance on Match of the Day!  A memorial at the aquarium in Germany is to be erected in his memory.  His life may have been brief, but it was incredible and he will not be forgotten.

R.I.P Paul – You were the star of the World Cup 2010

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

2010 German Grand Prix - The Conclusions


In this piece, I will be assessing ten key features from each Grand Prix weekend from the 2010 FIA Formula 1 World Championship.  The next stop-off was Hockenheim for the German Grand Prix.  It celebrated its 40th anniversary, and it produced some controversy that the sport just didn’t need.  This conclusion piece will be dominated by Ferrari’s actions, which brought the sport into disrepute.  This is the round-up of this, and other events on a stale weekend in Germany.

Ferrari – Why Was the Order Required?

Finally, Ferrari returned to the Bahrain form in Germany and about time too.  They have flattered to deceive on too many occasions this season and after a race to forget at Silverstone a fortnight ago, the pressure was on to get solid points to stay in touch with McLaren and Red Bull Racing.  Consequently, a 1-2 finish was the perfect tonic and keeps the titles battles well open.  So, why was the team order required for Fernando Alonso to win the German Grand Prix?  Well, Felipe Massa’s title chances were practically zilch anyways, so it might have made sense for the team to switch positions around.  However, they did it in the worst possible way – by a blatant switch on the track.  If a mechanic had fumbled a wheel nut by mistake, or claimed Massa had fuel consumption/braking problems, it might look suspicious, but not much would be made of it.  Alonso is their best hope for the championship, which is agreed by many.  However, he still arrived at Hockenheim over 60 points behind Lewis Hamilton, so his ambitions for winning a third title were just as unlikely as Massa’s were.  That leaves the question then, whether it was necessary for a team order to be given.  My conclusion is: We were robbed of a wheel-to-wheel battle on Sunday afternoon, and it was unnecessary to make such a call, given Alonso’s distance he was behind in the standings.  They will feel stupid then if Massa wins Sunday’s Hungarian Grand Prix and Alonso fails to finish then!

Fernando Alonso – Did He Play A Role in the Switch?

Not for the first time, Fernando Alonso threw his toys out of the pram, when things don’t go his way.  When he lost out to Massa in a feisty scrap on Lap 21, he radioed in saying “This is ridiculous.”  Did Ferrari make the decision when this radio message came through?  They might have done, and only they will know this.  However, this indicates that Alonso did play a role in the controversial switch, and it wouldn’t be the first time that he has required assistance and love within a team.  He got that at Renault, but did crack under the pressure in Canada 2005/China 2006 when Giancarlo Fisichella had the upper hand on Alonso.  We all know what happened at McLaren with Lewis Hamilton in 2007, and then there was Singapore 2008.  Although I firmly believe Alonso didn’t know anything about the race-fixing incident involving messers Briatore, Symonds and Piquet Jnr, some will feel that it is a coincidence that Fernando Alonso is involved in another inter-team controversy.  He didn’t help himself on Sunday, and may have lost quite a few supporters with his actions.

Felipe Massa – Back To His Best & a True Team Player

Felipe Massa has found 2010 to be a massive struggle.  Bahrain and Monaco aside, he has put in some disappointing and very sub-standard performances.  This is down to his lack of confidence he has with running the harder Bridgestone tyre, similar to Michael Schumacher’s problems and to the fact that Alonso has trounced him so far this season.  Alonso’s form proves just how ordinary Kimi Raikkonen was in the Ferrari during 2007-2009.  However, they do say that form is temporary, but class is permanent.  No doubt that Massa is class and he can beat anyone on his day.  His performance on Sunday, the magnitude with which he accepted defeat and played the team game should be highly praised.  His reputation will be enhanced and the media will not hang him out to dry, like they probably will with Alonso and Ferrari.  A year after his near-fatal crash in qualifying for the Hungarian Grand Prix, it should have been fitting for Massa to win for Ferrari.  I hope he does this season, because he does deserve to.  Let’s hope this revived Massa form continues for the second half of the season.

What Will Be The Implications from the Team Orders?


The fallout from Ferrari’s team orders will carry on into Hungary, and probably all the way to September 13th, when the World Motorsport Council meet in Paris to talk about Ferrari’s actions.  They were fined by the race stewards, which show that they feel something was wrong with the switch, which was blatantly obvious.  The FIA rulebook clearly states that ‘team orders are prohibited.’  Ferrari has broken the rules, and whilst punishing the drivers would be drastic, the team should cop a severe penalty.  Throwing them out of the 2010 FIA Formula 1 World Constructors Championship and stripping them of all prize money for this season would certainly fit the crime.  The FIA must make an example of this, to stop any action of team orders being used again.  They missed a trick when Ferrari staged the finish of the 2002 Austrian Grand Prix – now they must make an example of the Italian team, to show that they mean business.

Sebastian Vettel – Another Pole Position Wasted

Away from the Ferrari controversy, Sebastian Vettel failed again to convert pole position into a race victory.  Six times he has started from the front so far in 2010, and so far, only once (in Valencia) has Vettel turned that into a maximum score, which is a sobering statistic.  His super-human effort to beat a faster Ferrari on Saturday was wasted by another sluggish start.  He seemed more focused on driving Alonso into the pit wall, rather than get to Turn One first.  He invited Massa through to take the lead and Felipe accepted the invitation instantly.  From then on, he kept the Scuderia cars honest, but never looked liked beating them.  Red Bull could well be cursing their strike rate when they leave Abu Dhabi in November without a championship; because that’s the way it’s looking at the moment.

McLaren – Never At the Races


McLaren took a gamble on their set-up at Hockenheim, by running less downforce, which meant they were mighty down the straights with their f-duct.  However, they were lacking the general grip in the stadium section and they suffered for it.  Once Lewis Hamilton smashed his car into the tyre barriers on Friday morning in the wet, he was on his backfoot from the outset.  Jenson Button took advantage to out qualify Hamilton for the first time since Shanghai back in April, and his start was terrific.  However, he was baulked by Vettel in Turn One, and lucky to escape from the melee in 7th spot.  Button’s pace on the harder tyre did for Mark Webber in the pits, but he couldn’t progress from 5th, whilst Hamilton had to settle for 4th, nowhere near the top three at the chequered flag.  It was a tough weekend for the boys from Woking, but they picked up sensible points again, and continue to control both championships as a result. 

Force India – A Very Tough Weekend

Force India had their worst weekend of the season in Germany and drew a blank for only the second time this season.  The pressure increases further on Vitantonio Liuzzi, when he made an elementary error in qualifying and smashed into the wall.  A gearbox problem for Adrian Sutil on Saturday morning left him back in 19th place, following the 5-place gearbox demotion.  Their race was compromised on Lap 1, when Liuzzi made contact with Timo Glock’s Virgin and Sutil pitted by mistake, thinking his front wing had been damaged.  The team muddled it up, by giving the pair each other’s tyres, which meant an extra stop or face disqualification.  This was a very tough weekend for the team; they will be looking forward to Spa and Monza – when they should threaten the frontrunners with their low-downforce spec settings.

Vitaly Petrov – Makes His Point!
Vitaly Petrov arrived in Germany under pressure, with no less than seven drivers, including Timo Glock, Heikki Kovalainen and Nick Heidfeld linked to his seat at Renault for 2011.  Despite showing some flashes of speed and potential, the Russian has a tendency to pull off some ambitious moves, which have often ended with his car in a tyre barrier.  Qualifying was disappointing; down in 13th, meaning Robert Kubica keeps his 100% record for getting better of his rookie team-mate on a Saturday.  A solid performance on Sunday saw Petrov keep Michael Schumacher in touch and hold off attacks from Pedro de la Rosa and Kamur Kobayashi for the final championship point.  Petrov remains an outsider to keep his current seat for next season, but don’t discount him just yet.

Toro Rosso Copy The Red Bull Tactic!


Red Bull committed the perfect crime in Turkey, Ferrari mirrored it at Silverstone and now, Toro Rosso copied the example on Lap 1 in Germany.  Jaime Alguesuari missed his braking point by at least 150 metres, and assaulted his team leader, Sebastian Buemi.  Buemi was minding his own business, passing Pedro de la Rosa into the Turn 6 hairpin, when he was clobbered by his young Spanish team-mate.  The incident saw Buemi limping back to the pits to retire, and Alguesuari requiring a front wing repair job.  Not what was required for Red Bull’s sister team!

Lotus – Being Closed Down By Virgin Racing
Lotus have already decided to focus their efforts onto the 2011 car, despite one more big development package that is due for the Belgian Grand Prix next month.  However, they are in danger of being jumped by Virgin Racing as the quickest of the new teams by the end of the season.  Gearbox troubles for the Virgin team, and a mighty effort from Jarno Trulli on Saturday saved Lotus from facing embarrassment from a team that has quite frankly, underperformed massively.  In the race, Trulli retired early with a gear selection problem, and Kovalainen chopped de la Rosa late on and had to retire too.  At the time, Lucas di Grassi harassed Kovalainen all day, so Lotus need to continue developing if they want to stay quickest of the new teams.

Monday, 26 July 2010

2010 German Grand Prix - Team Orders Overshadow Ferrari's German Dominance



Ferrari returned to winning ways at yesterday’s German Grand Prix for the first time in four months, but in doing so, have produced the controversy and dismay that Grand Prix racing just doesn’t need.  Spaniard Fernando Alonso was handed the victory on a plate, after team-mate Felipe Massa was told by the Italian team to move aside and give up the lead on lap 48 of the 67 lap race.  It was a reminder of darker times for a sport that has enjoyed a brilliant renaissance in recent times, gripped by the in-house fighting at Red Bull Racing and the form of the British drivers at McLaren.

Ferrari spelt their intent throughout the weekend, and never looked like being beaten once they zipped past the slow-starting Sebastian Vettel off the grid.  For the second successive race, Vettel made a sluggish getaway from pole position and then did the best he could in pinning Alonso into the pit wall.  This opened the door for Massa to cruise into the lead.  On the softer of the two tyre compounds, Felipe looked to have the measure of his team-mate, but once on the harder tyre, Alonso reeled him in.  Through the traffic on lap 21, Alonso attacked into the Turn 6 hairpin, Massa repelled with some feisty defensive driving, which did not impress his team leader, who radioed in by saying – “This is ridiculous.”


Massa pulled away again, but by then, the Scuderia had already made their mind up and his fate was sealed.  On the first anniversary of his near-fatal crash in qualifying for last year’s Hungarian Grand Prix, the hard-working Brazilian was to be robbed of a deserved success, his first since the heartbreak of losing the title in the dying seconds of Brazil 2008.  Alonso closed back into Massa, who then received this message from his race engineer Rob Smedley on Lap 47.

“Okay….Fernando is faster than you, can you confirm you understood this.”

A lap later, Massa obliged on the exit of the hairpin, though no doubt with a face like thunder underneath his crash helmet.  A remorseful and hurtful Smedley felt as bad as his driver did, having to bite his teeth underneath his general feelings for the team, with this coded message.

“Okay….good boy, stick to it now – sorry!”

The team’s stance is that Massa let Alonso through on his own accord, though we do struggle to believe this viewpoint.  So do the stewards, who fined Ferrari $100,000 for breaching sporting regulations.  Team orders are banned, and have been since the fiasco of Austria 2002, when Rubens Barrichello slowed on the start-finish straight to allow Michael Schumacher past to win, with metres of that race remaining.  The World Motorsport Council has referred the incident back to them, so Ferrari could face a backlash further than the initial implications.


Elsewhere, in a dull and stale race, Vettel finished 3rd, whilst the McLaren’s kept their championship advantages with 4th and 5th for Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button.  Mark Webber started 4th, but fell to 6th at the end, hobbled by high oil temperatures throughout.  The rest of the cast were lapped, with the remaining scraps shared out between the two Renault cars (Robert Kubica in 7th and Vitaly Petrov in 10th) and the below-par Mercedes cars (Nico Rosberg languishing in 8th and another lacklustre performance from the fallen hero, Michael Schumacher who finished a distant 9th.)  The only other notable event came on lap one, when Toro Rosso took a leaf out of Red Bull’s copybook – when Jaime Alguesuari assaulted Sebastian Buemi at the hairpin, leaving the Spaniard limping back to the pits with no front wing, and Buemi out of the race, his car with no rear wing.

Ferrari is back, and in Hockenheim, sent a strong message to Red Bull Racing and McLaren.  However, their tactics have startled many and left the fans feeling cheated out of a strong wheel-to-wheel battle between two fine drivers.  The fall-out is bound to drag on into the Hungarian Grand Prix at Budapest, which is just one week away.

Sunday, 18 July 2010

World Cup 2010 Review


Seven days have passed since the closing of the greatest show on earth.  The 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa provided plenty of drama.  Over 140 goals in 64 matches, with some giants of the game found wanting, stars of the international game flopping dramatically and some fairytale stories, that would capture the imagination of any World Cup fanatic fan.  This is my comprehensive review of the tournament, picking out twenty moments that made this World Cup stand out, both off and on the pitch.

All the Fears Were Unnecessary
There was a lot of anticipation, but also fear in the build-up to Africa’s big moment.  It was reported that terrorists were planning to attack the England v USA group match in Rustenberg, and after what had happened to the Togo national team in Angola, when they were ambushed at January’s Africa Cup of Nations, there were always going to be increasing concerns about the safety of fans, players, the worldwide press and local South Africans.  Thankfully, these fears totally turned out to be no more than threats.  Despite the odd issue, such as a match steward’s strike and a pre-tournament fan crush before a Nigeria game in the days leading up to the spectacular, but overall, South Africa 2010 turned into a rousing success.  Travel was hardly an issue, tickets sold on the black market were eliminated and hooliganism simply did not exist.  It was a carnival for the fans, and a pleasing success for the tournament’s organisers. 

The England Failure, But Who Was To Blame?
We can talk about this for years to come.  Quite frankly, I’m fairly bored of the entire topic, but I do feel I should express my viewpoint before shutting up on this issue for good.  Fabio Capello made some massive tactical blunders during the tournament.  For example, no back-up plan if the team got into trouble, the goalkeeper situation – as he had no idea who to earmark as a No.1 and telling the team two hours before a crucial match who would start.  However, although the buck must stop with Capello, the team must take some of the stick too.  Wayne Rooney was hopelessly unfit and useless; Emile Heskey looked like Bambi, not an international striker.  Robert Green needs to learn how to catch a football, it’s not hard – whilst Steven Gerrard lacked the passion he shows week in, week out in a Liverpool shirt.  Even the energetic Ashley Cole looked a yard short all throughout the finals.  John Terry aside, the passion for the shirt must be called into question for these failures.  This generation has had its chance, TWICE!  They have blown it and now, its time for the youth to get a crack at the whip.  Sadly, I don’t think England has much chance in the international game, unless the fundamentals dramatically change.

The ‘Woe Cup’ on ITV
When ITV decided to ditch Formula One at the end of 2008, to entirely focus on Football, it seemed like a risky, but successful move.  Two years on, Michael Grade might well be regretting that move.  Yes, the studio base, just outside Soccer City was top-notch as was the theme music – ‘When You Come Back,’ by Vusi Mahlasela, which is the best football theme I’ve heard since the legendary ‘Nessum Dorma,’ by Pavarotti for BBC’s coverage of Italia 90 and Marcel Desailly was a charismatic and passionate pundit.  However, that is where all the positives end.  Taking a commercial break seconds before Steven Gerrard’s opener for England v USA in Rustenberg was a blunder of the first magnitude.  Robbie Earle was sent home in disgrace, for a ticketing scam, whilst Adrian Chiles truly proved that he is not cut out for live television.  He should just stick to GMTV; at least Steve Rider knows what he is talking about.  Craig Burley’s commentator voice is more suited to funerals, whilst Gareth Southgate forgetting who Holland were playing in the semi-finals just about summed it all up.  This was a nightmare World Cup for ITV, and one they will need to forget very quickly.  Their reputation has taken another battering, and they still have the FA Cup and Champions League rights.  This concerns me a lot.


Diego Maradona – What a Character!
Diego Maradona may have his fans, and those who will never forgive him for the ‘Hand of God,’ in 1986.  However, no-one can diminish his passion and love for the game of football.  His story was remarkable, and it was a largely happy and united Argentina camp throughout South Africa 2010.  Once again, they played the best football in the group stages – dismantling South Korea and missing a hatful of chances to overcome Nigeria.  Defensively, there were concerns, but with the attacking prowess of Carlos Tevez, Diego Milito, Gonzalo Higuain, Martin Palermo and Lionel Messi, these errors could be easily covered up in the early exchanges.  However, when it came to the crunch, Germany exposed Argentina’s weaknesses to the fore, leaving a nation in tears.  Maradona has been offered a new four-year deal to stay on as manager and I hope he does, because his gestures and passion from the touchline was one of the stand-out moments of the finals.

The Jabulani – The Worst Football in History!
Receiving a lot of criticism throughout the tournament was the Jabulani football used for the sixty-four matches.  Quite simply, it is the worst football to have ever created.  Goalkeepers found it difficult to control, midfielders couldn’t dribble as much as they would have liked to and when it came to free-kicks, there was more chance of the football ending in orbit, rather than the back of the net.  Diego Forlan and Japan aside, no-one seemed to be able to cope with the Jabulani from a dead ball situation and although the negativity in some of the opening games was painful to watch, the ball didn’t help matters.  I hope the makers of the Jabulani, Adidas are hanging their heads in shame.  Let’s hope Nike get an exclusive FIFA contract for the 2014 finals in Brazil.

Why Did So Many Superstars Flop On The Greatest Show On Earth?
That is a question that will be difficult to answer, was it the dreaded Jabulani? Were they tired after a long, tiring domestic and international season?  Do the lack the passion for the international game?  Whatever the answer maybe, Kaka, Samuel Eto’o, Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, Didier Drogba and Wayne Rooney all flopped horrendously at this World Cup.  Rooney limped throughout the finals, Eto’o simply didn’t step up to the plate for a failing Cameroon, which suggested major friction between him and the now former coach, Paul Le Guen.  Kaka was unluckily sent off against the Ivory Coast, but continued where he left off for Real Madrid, playing poorly.  Ronaldo did score against North Korea, but was left a frustrated and forlorn figure as Portugal played defensively in three of the four matches they competed in.  Drogba was nursing a shoulder injury during the group stages, meaning his physical advantages in his game could not be used and Torres lacked form and match sharpness, which culminated in him being dropped from the semi-final onwards.  So, why did so many superstars flop on the greatest show on earth?  The answer is several reasons, but the main reason is – they just didn’t perform when the chips were down.

Germany – A Joy to Watch
The Germans are normally associated as a team that grinds out results to make the showpiece events.  This wasn’t the case in South Africa.  The team played with flair, fluidity and showed no fear whatsoever.  Yes, Serbia did surprise them in the group stages in Port Elizabeth, but that was largely on a bad day for Joachim Low’s side, when nothing went right.  They blitzed Australia and ripped apart England and Argentina in the knockout stages.  Only a well-drilled Spain crushed their dream in the semi-final.  However, the likes of Meszut Ozil, Sami Khedira and Thomas Muller are here to stay, and with such an impressive young unit, Germany could well dominate the international game for at least the next five years.

FIFA Embarrassed With The Lack of Technology – Surely It Must Be Used Now?
Six minutes before half-time in Bloemfontein and Frank Lampard hits a cute chip, that beat Manuel Neuer in the Germany goal, and drags England back to 2-2 in their last sixteen encounter.  However, it wasn’t given – as the incident was missed by the hopeless Uruguayan officials.  Television replays confirmed what we had all previously thought – the ball had gone miles over the line.  I personally hope Sepp Blatter, who can’t stand the use of technology, was squirming in his seat.  Later that night, the Italian officials awarded a goal to Argentina’s Carlos Tevez against Mexico, despite him being at least five yards offside.  England and Mexico were the unlucky ones this time, with the lack of technology.  Surely FIFA and the game in general must use the equipment and resources available to them; otherwise there will be a lot more hard luck stories to be heard of in the future.


Italy – A Tournament Too Far For the Ageing Champions
Italy came into these finals playing down their expectations.  However, everyone expected them to cruise through a group consisting of debutants Slovakia, inconsistent Paraguay and the ‘amateurs’ from New Zealand.  However, the defending champions made a limp start, drawing 1-1 with Paraguay in Cape Town.  It set the tone for their tournament, always having to come from behind to save themselves.  Eventually, it caught up with them, as Slovakia punished them to maximum effect in one of the best games of the tournament on June 24th.  Injuries didn’t help, with Andrea Pirlo and Gianluigi Buffon playing less than ninety minutes between them, but it was a tournament too far for the ageing champions.  The Azzuri were dethroned, and left with egg on their face.  Finishing behind New Zealand, a country that doesn’t even have a professional league is staggering!  Thank goodness England didn’t end up as bad as they did; this could well be the end of a golden Italian generation.


The Vuvuzela – The New Feature of Football Sound
The controversial and very noisy ‘vuvuzela’ made their debut in the World Cup finals and whether it has taken onto the European game in the next season remains to be seen.  In the early games, the sound was just plain annoying, sounding like a ‘swarm of bees.’  In the later stages, they just added to the occasion.  I hope they don’t turn up in the Premiership next season, and can see a ban being imposed if they were.  However, they added to the atmosphere and the drama of World Cup 2010, and if that’s how the Africans like to appreciate their football – let them embrace it in their own style.

France – Disgraced and Defeated
The worldwide media were predicting either a France team that could cause a surprise, or most likely pick the self-destruct option.  Unsurprisingly, they chose the latter option.  A dull goalless draw with Uruguay in their opener set the tone for a flimsy and pathetic tournament.  Coach Raymond Domenach couldn’t control the squad, and on the touchline against Mexico, really couldn’t care less about what happened out on the pitch.  Playing left-back Eric Abidal in centre-half must be one of the most ridiculous tactical decisions I have seen in my life.  Thierry Henry was a frustrated spectator throughout, who could only laugh at the fracas.  Temperamental Nicolas Anelka was sent home for a blazing row with Domenach, and then the team refused to train, in support of the Chelsea striker.  Captain Patrice Evra was dropped for the final group game, and behaved like a dog all throughout the shameful episode.  To be honest, a 6-year old could control the team better than Domenach, and they got what they deserved – eliminated with 1 point, 1 goal and flying home in economy class! France were disgraced and defeated and Laurent Blanc has got some job in reviving their fortunes. 

Negative Football Is a Disappointment
The amount of negativity from some teams was a real disappointment to witness.  Argentina and Germany were the only total attacking sides, out of the main superpowers throughout the finals.  The early games were punctured, with some very tedious games – many totally afraid to lose their opening game.  The main concern was the lack of attacking intent from some on display, which was very disappointing to see.  However, these results don’t win you tournaments.  Both Japan and Portugal paid the price in the knockout stages and likewise, Greece and Ivory Coast in the group stages.  So, it was good to see more attacking styles from most in the knockout stages onwards.

Chile – Full of Thrills and Entertainment
Chile arrived at these finals believing in themselves.  However, they were written off by many as a side just there to make up the numbers.  Driven on by a flag at their training camp, in remembrance of those who perished in the devastating earthquake in the country at the beginning of March, their thrilling football was a joy to watch.  Marcelo Biesla knows how to play attacking football, and it paid off against Honduras and Switzerland, with two devastating attacking displays, even though the 1-0 scorelines don’t suggest this.  Sadly, their tendency to go forward left them exposed against better opposition in the form of Brazil and Spain, but with a talented young squad, like Carlos Carmona, Alexis Sanchez and Matias Fernandez, Chile could well be a major threat in major competitions in the coming years.  They won a lot of fans, including myself for the fluid approach to the game at these finals.

Howard Webb – A Very Successful Tournament
England may have flopped miserably on the world stage, but Howard Webb’s reputation increased massively, with his well-disciplined approach to the games he refereed.  His performances in his three preliminary games (Spain v Switzerland, Slovakia v Italy and Brazil v Chile) were exemplary.  Full credit also must go out to his assistants, Darren Can and Mike Malarkey too for their eagle eyes, when it came to tight offside calls.  Some will question his performance in the final, but any referee would have struggled to control that match last week, and I thought he handled the situation very well actually.  He deserved to get the final in the first place, and it wasn’t a disastrous performance either.  At least England did have a finalist in the end.

The Hand of Luis Suarez
In the dying stages of a pulsating quarter-final in Soccer City, Ajax striker Luis Suarez showed that his goalkeeping ability is second to none.  The Uruguayan hitman deliberately handled on the line, to deny Ghana a last-gasp winner in extra-time.  Rightly, Suarez was dismissed for his actions, but Asamoah Gyan went on to smack the bar with his spot kick.  Suarez’s reaction afterwards was very unsportsmanlike, but his efforts had helped Uruguay win a surprising semi-final place.  The incident wasn’t very sporting, but if that was replayed 99 times out of 100, he and many others would have done exactly the same.  Though his actions robbed Ghana out of a semi-final berth, it was an instinctive reaction, not deliberate cheating.


The African Continent Disappoints
Despite Ghana’s fairytale run to the quarter-finals, Africa’s entries disappointed at these finals, and showed that the continent still has some way to go, if they want to challenge the heavyweights of Europe and South America in the near future.  Nigeria and Cameroon were major letdowns, and are living far too long on former glories.  Algeria always were at the finals for the party and nothing more, the Ivory Coast were in a horrible group, yet had their chances to punish Portugal’s lack of ambition, but didn’t take them.  In the end, despite the expected early elimination, the hosts did very well in the circumstances.  They beat a disorganised French unit and probably should have beaten Mexico in the tournament opener.  Had it not been for a more wooden display against Uruguay, they might well have escaped Group A.  However, they left their home tournament on a high and far from disgraced.  What the African champions Egypt could have done, no-one really knows, but apart from the Ghana drama, it was a disappointing conclusion once more for the host continent.

Paul the ‘Psychic’ Octopus
Despite being 6,000 miles away from South Africa, Paul the ‘Psychic’ 8-legged octopus has become a star overnight and left football pundits shaking in their boots.  Their jobs at predicting the games are suddenly under intensifying threat.  He got all his predictions right, including an early Italy elimination, Argentina’s quarter-final defeat and a Spain World Cup win.  Well done Paul, you are a legend!

Holland Scrape Through, Then Lose Their Heads
Previous Dutch sides have a reputation for their camp to be split down the middle, between two units and for their football to be explosive, but lacking the rewards it deserves.  This time around, the Dutch showed a grittier side to their game, and a more determined steel which their coach has created.  Apart from a super second-half display to eliminate the Brazilians in the last eight, Holland missed the usual ‘Total Football,’ tag that is normally associated with this country.  Sadly in the final, they decided to kick their opponents, rather than attempt to outscore them.  Their tactics were dirty, unnecessary and won themselves no plaudits.  It was a good result for football then, to see the team that actually wanted to play football, win the World Cup.

Spain Finally Fulfil Their Potential
After years of underachievement and failure, Spain has finally produced the goods, when it matters most.  When they lost their opener to Switzerland in Durban on June 16th, it left them on the brink and many questioning, whether this crop of players was going to go down the same route that many predecessors had managed.  Instead, they managed to grind themselves into the last four, with sketchy performances against Paraguay and Portugal, yet produce moments of inspiration that got them through.  Against Germany and Holland, they played the better football in both games, and that makes them worthy champions.  Congratulations to Vicente Del Bosque and his men on achieving this well-deserved success.

The Awards
A brief word on some of the awards I would give out for the 2010 FIFA World Cup:
Player of the Tournament:                          Diego Forlan (Uruguay)
Young Player of the Tournament:               Thomas Muller (Germany)
Golden Boot Winner:                                Thomas Muller (Germany)
Golden Glove:                                           Manuel Neuer (Germany)
Best Defender:                                          Carlos Puyol (Spain)
Best Midfielder:                                        Wesley Snejider (Holland)
Team of the Tournament:     Manuel Neuer (Germany), Sergio Ramos (Spain), Arne Friedrich (Germany), Carlos Puyol (Spain), Fabio Coentrao (Portugal), Andreas Iniesta (Spain), Wesley Snejider (Holland), Meszut Ozil (Germany), Thomas Muller (Germany), David Villa (Spain), Diego Forlan (Uruguay)
SUBS: Iker Casillas (Spain), Giovanni Van Bronckhorst (Holland), Andre Anyweu (Ghana), Alexis Sanchez (Chile), Dirk Kuyt (Holland), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Miroslav Klose (Germany)

Goal of the Tournament:                              1st: Giovanni Van Bronckhorst (Holland v Uruguay)
                                                                                2nd: Fabio Quagirella (Slovakia v Italy)
                                                                                3rd: Luis Suarez (Uruguay v South Korea)

Match of the Tournament:                          1st: Uruguay 1-1 Ghana – Quarter-Final, 2nd July
                                                                                2nd: Slovakia 3-2 Italy – Group Stages, 24th June
                                                                                3rd: Uruguay 2-3 Germany – 3rd Place Playoff, 10th July

Roll on Brazil 2014!